My Resident Evil 4 Story

So here I am, 7th round of play, and heading off to kill my first big boss with... well.. all the crap I upgraded/bought from the other 6 rounds. I walk into what seems to be like a storehouse, first room empty, hallway has some villagers to kill, nothing special. Walk down the hall, turn the corner, jump through the window, kill more villagers, trigger the bear traps. Now I am at my friends place and I am pretty bored, so I aim my Infinite Rocket Launcher at the steel bolted door, my goal in all this is to blow it down and have some fun. I wait a second, aim perfectly at about head level to the door, and pull the trigger.

In a sequence of events, the rocket flies forwards, the door swings open, and behind it a villager emerges, the rocket enters the doorway, the door closes and behind it you can hear the destruction and carnage of the poor villager that meet his doom before he could even say hi.

True story, my friend had his jaw dropped in awe beside me as I laughed like a mad man at these turn of events.